Breaking News: Jazz Trade Deron Williams To Nets*

The Utah Jazz have agreed to trade Deron Williams to the Nets for Derrick Favors, Devin Harris, and two first-round picks! How do you like that! Those sneaky loser Nets won't go to bed!!!! Enough is enough! I rather tie a fuckin garlic knot around my prick, than play for this pathetic fuckin franchise! Sweet move, Deron!  Have fun watching The Simpsons, and drawing cartoons with that cocksuckin loser Brook Lopez every day!