Wednesday, February 2, 2011

2010 NFL AP Offensive Player Of The Year!

Tom Brady is the NFL's 2010 Offensive Player of the Year, and this should come as no surprise to anybody. Brady threw for 36 touchdowns, and just 4 interceptions, while also tag-teaming Giselle with Bill Belichick a few nights a week! Unbelievable! I hope coach wore a condom, or else there could be trouble in New England!! And to think this whole time I thought Belichick was about as cool as Tobey Maguire! Let's face the fuckin music, folks, Brady has played like shit his last two home playoff games, and is currently on a three-game losing streak in the postseason. I don't give a fuck if Brady threw for 3,900 yards, and earned 21 first-place votes, to Michael Vick's 11. Big fuckin deal, Tom! While you're at practice, Vick is drilling Amstel Lights with Cesar Millan every night! Goodness fuckin gracious, I'd hope you'd win this fuckin award! Who gives a fuck, anyway?!?! Wednesday has arrived! Extenze is on the Cabin! Everybody have fun tonight!!!!