Super Horny Bowl Week!

Strip clubs surrounding the Dallas area are looking for an additional 10,000 gals to come to entertain the tremendous influx of pricks for Super Bowl week! You can't make this shit up, folks! Dallas jiggle joints are demanding strippers from all over the country! Come on down, girls! We need to see some more twats in our faces!!! The Prick Cabin bus is departing shortly, and tickets are free as long as you play tug-o-war with my junk upon boarding! Seriously? I plan on walking into Dallas Stadium wreaking of pussy. I don't give a fuck, I'll wear pussy cologne if I have to! I'll walk by someone, and they'll say, 'Geez, PMAC must've just gotten laid in the bathroom or something!? I thought he was just going to grab a beer!'