Cleveland Cavs Set NBA Losing Streak Record!!!

Stay hot, losers! Leave it to the Cleveland Cavaliers to break their own dogshit record of futility set back in the 1982-83 season! These cocksucking clowns in uniforms lost their 24th consecutive game of the year last night, 99-96, in Dallas. What happened to all of the great pieces surrounding Queen Lebron? These fuckin jerkoffs couldn't make the Harlem Globetrotters for Christ's sakes!! What the fuck was Byron Scott thinking when he decided to take over this team? I rather live in downtown Jerkoffville, than reside in the dump known as Cleveland!!! Fuck it! I rather lick Lisa Leslie's asshole clean right after she finishes playing, and pounds her postgame Quad-Steak Burrito, than spend a fuckin nanosecond of my time watching this collective group of losers play basketball!!!!