Loser Du Jour!

Allow me to reintroduce myself after a quiet fuckin post-Super Bowl Monday! Unfortunately Uncle PMAC spent a few hours in the cocksuckin emergency room yesterday!!! I happened to be slicing a fuckin bagel in the Cabin kitchen on Sunday, and as I was cutting through this precious plain unit, the Cutco knife went directly into my left thumb!!! Ouch! Fuck it, though! I wrapped it up in a some fuckin Bounty paper towels, put a bandaid on it, and went to the party!!! I wasn't about to wait in the fuckin hospital on Super Bowl Sunday! I had to drill fifteen Silver Bullets!!! Fuck waiting around, so I went yesterday instead! Little did I know you can't get stitches after the wound has been open for six hours?!?! Unfuckinbelievable! I wait around yesterday for two and half cocksuckin hours just to get a fuckin splint?!?! How the fuck am I supposed to sit on my thumb now?! I was ready to cause a fuckin scene yesterday with the lack of attention I was receiving! Tell me if it's something or nothing, you fucks!!! Perhaps I should just chop off my fuckin junk!?! Then would you see me?!?! Unfuckinreal! It's bad enough my car is in the shop, and I gotta drive this loser fuckin Dodge Charger around town!!! Who the fuck am I? A character out of Dick Tracy or Marvel Comics? I felt like that trashy loser Christina Aguilera butchering the National Anthem!!! Learn the fuckin words, you loser, and while you're at it, lose some fuckin weight and take a shower!!!! The only thing whiter than my thighs is your face!!! What a typical disgusting display!!! Suck my fuckin Kia Sorrento, and let me give you a gasoline cream pie!!! Let's go! I'm horny on a rainy Tuesday!