Breaking News: Baron Davis Traded To Putrid Cleveland Cavs!

Poor Baron Davis! The Los Angeles Clippers have shipped veteran point guard, Baron Davis, to the hapless, and putrid Cleveland Cavaliers! The Clippers will receive Mo Williams and Jamario Moon in return for Davis and a 1st round pick! Wow! I rather be traded to the Connecticut Fuckin Sun, than the worthless Cavs!!! Where's Baron going to hang his hat? Drew Carey's house or the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame? If I had the choice of those two places, then I'd choose a fuckin cave! Seriously, I rather live with those ugly cocksuckers on the Geico commercials, than waste a second of my life in Cleveland, Ohio! Sionara, Baron! Going from LA to Cleveland, is like going from being straight to a fag!