Morning Tush!

Call the fuckin cops! It's a Morning Tush alert! Fannys and pussylips are falling from the skies! Prick Cabin has turned into an absolute whorehouse, and everyone is invited! Bring your children, too! Grab a Smirnoff Ice at the door, and let's fuckin party! Catalina Otalvaro has quite the rear-end, and she never misses the most important meal of the day - my banana fuckin blintze! Suck it down in one bite, baby! I don't want you getting lightheaded on your way to the bus station this morning! Enough is enough! Look at his fuckin broad! Seriously, I challenge you to look at her for 10 seconds without pitching a tent in your lame, stonewashed Wranglers! If you're not aroused, then you must want your fuckin prick to get lost in Ray Romano's ass! Disgusting! Now get over here, Catalina! I wanna stick my fuckin tongue up your tush!!!