Wednesday Night College Hoops Juice!

I'm going to keep this short and fuckin sweet, pricks. I absolutely fuckin love three games on the college slate tonight. Now, I know I've been colder than Sarah Palin's vagina after a day of ice-fishing, but I promise to deliver nothing less than perfection. The trifecta lock is as follows: Syracuse (+4) at Uconn, Memphis (-7) vs. Tulsa, and Rutgers (+9.5) at St. John's. I guaranfuckintee Syracuse, Memphis, & Rutgers all cover tonight, and if I'm wrong then I'll jerk off to Shrek for the rest of my life. I'm not kidding, I'll wack it to that fuckin creep for as long as I live, if I don't sweep tonight's dockett. I'll move out of Prick Cabin, and into the Keebler Elf's studio! Lock It The Fuck Up!!!!