Loser Du Jour!

Today's Monday Morning Loserback is without question, Jay "The Cunt" Cutler! Congratulations, Jay! I think you're girl Kristin Cavallari has bigger balls than you! What a gutless fuckin loser! Cutler left yesterday's NFC Championship Game with an apparent knee injury that hurt too much for him to return in the second half. I hope this loser has a serious sprain or tear for his sake, because the Bears faithful might not ever forgive him for this! Next thing you know, Chicago was all outta Collins Mix before you knew it! Gimme a fuckin break, they were burning Cutler jerseys in the streets of the Windy City last night!!! I was shocked this prick didn't try to get back in this game, absolutely stunned! Bears fans everywhere this morning are indulging in decaf coffees, and Monistat 7!!! Cutler better set his DVR for The Chicago Code, because it's time to fuckin hibernate! Better luck next year, loser!!!!