Carmelo Blockbuster Trade Heating Up!!!

The Nuggets, Nets, and Pistons are in the midst of completing a blockbuster three-team trade, that would send Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Richard Hamilton, & Anthony Carter to the New Jersey Nets. The Nuggets will receive Anthony Morrow, Devin Harris, Derrick Favors, Ben Uzoh, & Stephen Graham, while the Pistons get....wait for it....Johan Petro and Troy Murphy!!! That should excite the Detroit fanbase!!! I think I rather hang out in fuckin 8 Mile, than waste my time watching those losers!!! These talks are in the advanced stages, so this deal could be struck any moment now. Stay Tuned!