Seahawks Vs. Saints On Wild Card Saturday!

The New Orleans Saints(-10) will travel 2,600 miles to take on the Seattle Seahawks today at Qwest Field. Well guess what? This gem of a game won't be close for long, because I expect the Saints to prickslap the Seahawks later on this evening. Seattle is a 7-9 football team, and all nine of their losses have been by at least 15 points!!! I'm sorry, but if they aren't a sucker bet today, then I don't know what is. Vegas is begging you to believe in Pete Carroll's girls, but my beanbag is telling me otherwise. Am I genius? No. Am I a nice guy? No. Will the Saints cover the spread? YES! Saints (-10) is the PRICK! If I'm wrong, then I'll go find Queen Latifah, and bury my face right in her bushy snatch! Yikes!