Lucky Lunchbox!

Meet Danielle Moinet of the Lingerie Football League's Chicago Bliss! This lucky lady can play with my flubadub chub, while she makes me a loser-butter and jelly sandwich on white! I want it extra sloppy, Danielle, so make sure you rub the bread on your box before you serve it to me! Unbelievable!! Did someone hook me up to an IV full of Viagra?! If I'm not finished with this sandwich before the Berenstain Bears comes on, then I'm gonna fly off the fuckin handle! I don't give a fuck, I'll fuckin ransack my own Cabin! I swear it looks like a fuckin twister hit my place! Gimme a cocksuckin Dorothy just to keep us safe! Oh, and Danielle, don't forget to use JIF! I hate that Skippy shit! Skip this!