NBA Fanny Of The Week!

The Lakers Girls are easily the hottest fuckin dancers in all of professional sports, and it doesn't take that faggot Dr. House to know this. Now my fuckin prick might grow like Pinocchio's nose, but I'm not fibbing when I tell you this broad's snatch wreaks of tulips and honey! The Heat dancers? Their twats probably smell like fuckin dandelions! I guess that's why when I walk into their dressing room I pretend my prick is a bottle of Roundup, and I spray those bitches!!! I don't give a shit! I'll jizz into a seafood-dinner for two at Red Lobster! $29.99, huh? I'll pay $40 bucks just to have my jizz back!