Tiger Woods: "Call Me H.A.F. - Horny And Focused!"

"I've been working hard on my game, it's game time hooah!!" - When Tiger Woods is tweeting 'hooah,' I think he's ready to strut, putt, and bang some sluts! Woods entered the Farmers Insurance Open today, and that means he'll make his 2011 debut next week at Torrey Pines, in San Diego. Woods has won his last five tournaments at Torrey Pines, and he's looking forward to keeping that streak alive. Look out ladies! There's a horny cat on the prowl, and his name is Tiger!!! Hide your daughters! Hide your wives! Tiger's dick has nine lives!!!