Morning Tush!

I'll eat strawberry flapjacks right off of Paula Garces's tush, and I don't care who's fuckin watching me. Honestly? I'll slip this gal the sausage, and help her produce some of her own special pancake batter, so I can lick it all up! Feed me, Paula! I can't take another fuckin morning making fun of Jay Harris and Brian Kenny at the water cooler!!! Spread that posterior, baby! I wanna drizzle some powdered sugar and whip cream in your two-hole, so I can dip these delectable hot cakes in there! I want the Garces special all day every day! I know you've heard of IHOP, well how how about ICOP!?! The International Cabin Of Prick! Look at that fanny, look at that face, I'm gonna spray my milkshake all over this place!