Breaking News: Jim Harbaugh To Coach 49'ers***

The 49'ers have inked ex-Stanford coach, Jim Harbaugh, to a 5-Year $25 Million deal!!!! Since when is this fuckin guy the new Vince Lombardi? Am I missing something here? Last I heard, Jim was fingerbanging John Elway in the downstairs bathroom!!!! The City by the Gay has a new head coach, and he's bringing Danny Tanner in to be his defensive coordinator!!! Enough is Enough!