NBA All-Star Game Starters!

The 2010-2011 NBA All-Star Game starters have been announced, and these squads are more stacked than Dolly Parton's chest! All the celebrities will be out at the Staples Center for a complete fuckin circus! An extravaganza of cleavage and fannies in leather pants! The Eastern Conference will be sending out Derrick Rose, Dwayne Wade, Lebron James, Dwight Howard, and Amare Stoudemire. The Western Conference starting five will consist of Kobe Bryant, Carmelo Anthony, Pau Gasol, Kevin Durant, and Chris Paul. Wow! This should actually be an All-Star Game worth watching, just like sitting on my fuckin prick is worth the price of admission! Line up, ladies!!! Who's next!?!?!