Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Morning Tush!


Suelyn Medeiros doesn't only make me breakfast, she does my laundry too! Thanks so much for the new blue reindeer sheets, Sue! They fit great on the couch! Seriously, how the fuck can I guy like me sleep on a twin fuckin bed?!?! All three of my legs hang off the end of it! Unbelievable! I might as well sleep on the fuckin floor! What a precious posterior on Suelyn, huh!?!?! I'd eat Quaker Old Fashioned Grits right out of this gal's corner pocket! Sit on my cue stick, and I'll show you smooth and creamy!!! Better yet, let me massage your fanny with my face! Ohhhhhhhhhh the weather outside is frightful, but my prick is so delightful! And if there's no twat to show, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!!!!!