Gruden To Meet With Miami Today!

Sources have confirmed that Jon "Chuckie" Gruden will be meeting with the 'U' today, to discuss the open head-coaching position. The feeling I have in my prick tells me that Gruden is going to accept the job offer. I don't know why, but I'm almost positive this will happen. Then again, what the fuck do I know? My mouth is fuckin filthy, and I have a piss-poor attitude. What else do you expect when you fall asleep to the Sopranos every fuckin night? I go to sleep to a lullabye of fuck this, fuck that, cunt this, cunt that! Cut me some fuckin slack! It's All About The U....