Tom Brady Consults Hair-Specialist!

Opposing defenses aren't the only pricks out for Tom Brady's scalp, Mother Nature is as well! Yup, Mother Nature has that dynamite-pussy between her legs, and it has the power to make pricks like Brady go bald! Why can Gisele have a bald box, but Brady can't have a couple bald spots? A few falling follicles never hurt anyone! Perhaps Brady should inspect Gisele's twat to make sure there aren't any loose hairs? He needs to enforce these new grooming methods! I don't give a fuck, I'll be her fuckin gynecologist, call me Dr. Pepper! I'll crack my corns all over her clit! I like my prick the same way I like my shows - Growing Pains!