"Sometimes I don't even want to go for a rebound. If I can get one more rebound and somebody else can get it, let them have it. What am I going to get, five rebounds? I'm still not going to be president with five rebounds." - LA Lakers forward, Ron Artest.
You simply can't make this shit up. If anything Ron Artest says surprises you still, then you must be about as cool as Clay Aiken....
