Oregon Unveils National Championship Uniforms!

The Oregon Ducks will be wearing these flashy new uniforms for the BCS Title game versus Auburn. Check out those fuckin socks! I might start wearing this getup to work every day! I'll put the helmet in my pants! Now that's what you call being hard-headed!!! Boy, I really crack myself up sometimes! I guess you can call me Humpty Dumpty! I don't give a fuck, I'll finger the fuckin fax machine! Stick that in your fuckin paper tray, you losers! Every prick begins with P!