Joakim Noah Out 8 Weeks*

Bulls' center Joakim Noah will miss the next eight weeks to repair a torn ligament in his right thumb! How about that!?!?! Perhaps if he wasn't always sitting on it, he'd still be playing! Take your thumb out of your ass, Noah! You fuckin freak! I hope this prick can find the time to take a few showers while he's injured. Seriously, this guy is disgusting, he makes Russel Brand look like a model of cleanliness! Don't forget to use soap, you pig!