Bears Dominate On Thursday Night!

Yogi the Bear was fuckin raised on pussy, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that the Chicago Bears feasted on seafood last night! If it smells like fish, then it's a motherfuckin dish, and the Bears came out  hungry down in Miami, with a 16-0 shutout victory. I'm like the fuckin male version of Cher Horowitz in Clueless, because I have no idea how the Dolphins score any points on offense. What the fuck happened to Ronnie Brown and the Wildcat? Is Ricky Williams too stoned to play? Brandon Marshall has hands like feet, and Channing Crowder needs a history lesson! Either way you slice it, the Bears are sitting pretty atop the NFC North at 7-3, so you must pay attention to Lovie's kids, and give them their due respect. The Dolphins? Well their only option is to go to CVS, buy a boatload of douches, and sit on the bidet for the rest of the week! Wash that fish!!!