Tampa Bay's Mike Williams - DUI!

Mike Williams knows how to get things kicked off on a Football Fuckin Friday! The rookie wide-receiver out of Syracuse was pulled over at about 2:48am this morning near Highway 301 & Causeway Boulevard, in Tampa,FL. Apparently Williams was below the legal-limit, but still failed the field-sobriety test!!! How's that fuckin possible! Talk about a two-beer-queer!!! Have another O'Doul's, you fuckin loser! Williams was going 57 in a 45mph zone! Seriously, is this not the biggest fuckin loser DUI you've ever heard of? Go hard, or go home, Mike! Williams currently has more receiving yards than any other rookie in the NFL, as he's hauled in 40 balls for 627 yards & 5 touchdowns. This is the same fuckin prick who was suspended the entire 2008 season at Syracuse for cheating on a test! Keep it up, Mike! Diana Taurasi gets cooler DUI's than you!