TCU Accepts Invitation To Join Big East!

Texas Christian University has decided to leave the Mountain West for the Big East, beginning the 2012-2013 season. Since when is Texas considered eastern? This move makes so sense to me at all, why join the Big East? Join the fuckin Big XII instead! I simply don't get it, why would TCU want to join the Big East, when Big East football is a joke? I rather go water-skiing at Jellystone Park, than play football in the Big East! Basketball? That's a different fuckin story, that's about as easy of a decision as Shortstop From Tokyo, is an easy fuckin read! The Big East is the BCS's version of a free fuckin lunch! Is it about the money? Of course it fuckin is, but gimme a break! The Big East is already bigger than any other conference in the fuckin country to begin with! I don't know, maybe I'm fuckin lost. Perhaps I should just go home, pretend my prick is a fuckin bongo drum and beat it!