Say What?

Is Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson kidding me? The guy goes from asking 'Why So Serious?' last week, to now questioning God? Here is what Johnson tweeted immediately following yesterday's loss to the Steelers, in which Johnson dropped what would have been a gamewinning touchdown catch:

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS???? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

You simply can't make something like that up, folks. I don't know who Steve Johnson thinks he is, but the guy needs to get a fuckin clue. This guy's prick is probably so fuckin tiny he bangs belly-buttons, instead of vaginas! Me? My unit is so big, that I have my own women's crew team in my pants! My dick is just a giant Duracell!