Monday Night Football Masterlock!!!

Who's ready to lock it the fuck up on a Monday night!?! I know I am! I'm more than ready! The Chicago Bears will travel to a very hostile and loud Lincoln Financial Field tonight to take on the suddenly hot Philadelphia Eagles. The Cabin has the utmost respect for the Birds, and LeSean McCoy is probably playing better than any other running back in the NFL right now, and the Eagles will be looking to keep things rolling against the Monsters of the Midway. The Bears fans might be annoyed by this, but I LOVE the Eagles (-8) tonight to cover the number, and remain on their mini hot streak. Philly has too much firepower, and they will feed off the crowd at what should be a very wild evening in the City of Brotherly Love. Jay Cutler? The guy looks like he's been molested by one of the fuckin Care-Bears for goodness sake, and I think he'll be crying for his gal pal when he sees Trent Cole coming off the edge! Where's Cavallari when you need her!?! She's in the fuckin port-a-john sucking off Spencer Fuckin Pratt, while Heidi Montag is rubbing her skin taco all over Andy Reids face until she squirts salsa down his second fuckin chin!!! Woah! That's disgusting! Chicago will have to rely on Matt Forte and a prayer, or else this will be a very long night for Lovie Smith and company, so I hope that fuckin prick has his bottle of NyQuil ready!!! The Eagles (-8) Is The Prick!