Bears Beat Birds In MNF Showdown!

Well I guess I ought to get a punch to the dick after picking the Eagles to cover the eight points last night, and beat the Bears, huh? Shame on me! Bad, Uncle PMAC!!!!! The Bears showed tremendous resiliency on national television against an extremely inconsistent Philadelphia team, who can't seem to string some wins together, and get out of their own way. Chicago fought back from being down 24-17, and ran off the final 13 points to win 30-24, while sending a lot of losers home with sad fuckin faces! The Bears are now 5-3, and remain alive in the NFC Wild Card race, which ought to help Lovie Smith sleep a whole lot better! LeSean McCoy put forth a tremendous effort, but it wasn't enough in the end, as the Commodore Connection of Jay Cutler and Earl "Don't Call Me Edgar" Bennet proved to be too much to handle! The Eagles continue to prove they are nothing but a cubic zirconia of a football team, with overrated and overhyped players such as ballyhooed free agent-acquisition Nnamdi Asomugha, and a selfish, underperforming DeSean Jackson. Quite frankly, the Eagles have no fuckin guts! Not even Carmen "The Cunt" San Diego can find these guys' beanbags! I get frostbite on my prick just from watching those losers! Congratulations to the Bears on a big Monday Night Football victory!