Breaking News: Penn State News Conference Cancelled!!!

In a not so stunning development, the cowards from Pervert Valley have cancelled their weekly scheduled press conference today at 12:20PM amidst all of the disgraceful and disgusting news surrounding the school and football program. This is a fuckin dispicable display by Penn State! I'd lock all these motherfuckers up, and throw the fuckin key into the Indian Fuckin Ocean! Let these cunts get slaughtered by Jack Fuckin Sparrow and all his friends! I couldn't care less, because from Joe Paterno to Jerry Sandusky, this whole program is flat out fuckin scum! Everyone should be fuckin fired, and arrested immediately! I can't even get into this shit, because it'll make me pop blood vessels all throughout my fuckin body. Fuckin faggots! Nothing but a bunch of cocksuckin liars!