I'm so boring
(2004) **
Four girls, who in reality would never hang out together, go on vacation. They travel to Arizona where one girl’s uncle owns a luxurious house. Maria, a real sullen stick-in-the-mud is the Debbie Downer of the group. She just isn’t fun, she keeps having weird dreams and all she seems to know how to do is to stand around looking worried. They venture into town for some fun, meet some guys and the next thing they know, this evil zombie like guy named El Charro is hacking people to bits. It seems the wallflower Maria reminds him of his long dead beloved. Of course a whole bunch people have to die while Maria stands around fretting. Personally, I would have dumped Maria two towns back, she’s a total bummer. Still, I don’t feel too bad for the people who die, El Charro is friggin’ slow, any fool could get away from him and these idiots just stand there screaming, waiting for the big lunk to lumber over and kill them. No big deal if you miss this one.
