Jose Reyes To Meet With Marlins Manana!

Hey! Get your hands off that stove, you prick! You'll burn yourself! The Miami Marlins are being quite aggressive early on in free agency, as they will meet with shortstop, Jose "Fragile Babydick" Reyes, tomorrow, and they will make an offer to sign him. Interesting, right? What does this mean for Hanley Ramirez? Tis' no secret that Ramirez had a very disappointing year on the field, and in the clubhouse, so you could see the Fish wanting to move this shmuck for a generous return. Where could he wind up? How about San Francisco? How about some Hamburger Helper up your ass and around the fuckin corner!?!

Mets general manager Sandy Alderson asked Reyes' agent Peter Greenberg to name their asking price, and when Greenberg declined, Alderson asked that Reyes come back to the Mets after he has done some shopping! Ha! Who is Alderson kidding? This fuckin freak even puts his condoms on layaway!!!!!