Loser Du Jour!

Good morning on a very brisk Thursday from the TriState! Uncle PMAC has been swamped with paperwork this week, as I've been clipping coupons at the Cabin non-fuckin-stop! However, I'm ready to rock out with my cock out on big fuckin Titty Bar Thursday in early November, while I fire up the old MLB Hot Stove! Lodi Dodi, sayonara Mike Quade, you don't know shit, you don't manage nobody!!! This fuckin loser stinks like yesterday's fish! If you thought Theo Epstein was going to keep this jerkoff around, then you must be about as smart as Lloyd Fuckin Christmas!! Keep on playing Dreamcast and Game Cube, Quade!!! You'll have plenty of time on your hands now! The Cubs went out and stumbled through another disappointing year, finishing fifth in the NL Central with a 71-91 record that extended their infamous World Series championship drought to 103 years. Epstein apparently has zero interest in beloved Cub, Ryne Sandberg, so expect him and Jed Hoyer to search for a guy who isn't too experienced in managing at the Major League level. Names such as Mike Maddux, Dave Martinez, and Dale Sveum seem to be in the mix, as Epstein refuses to hire any manager who might want too much power. The Cubs continue to start fresh, and Mike "Come Take A Ride On My" Quade has been sent packing.