Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hatchet 2

(2010) ***

Victor Crowley, the bayou butcher is at it again. The deformed demon is hacking his way through the local swamp folk, like a hot knife through butter. It’s all in good fun, but more importantly let’s get to the bottom of Mr. Crowley’s family tree. Never mind all this mumbo jumbo the film tries to sell us about his father and so on. I want to see the bloodline dammit! I’m willing to bet that somewhere down the line someone in his family had an affair with:

Mama Fratelli

Because ole Victor certainly could pass for the evil brother of Sloth.

Just look at those teeth, how could they not be brothers?

Fun film, lots of great gore and some unique and way cool deaths. So jealous that Julie got to hang with the cast & crew. Best line in the film, while inquiring about the Reverend Zombie, played by Tony Todd (Candyman) the response was: “The only thing he’s reverend of is being an asshole.”