Loser Du Jour!

Well, how do I slice this one? If you relinquish your starting QB job to an ex-BYU virgin named John Beck, then you must be nothing but a flat-out fuckin loserface! Rex "I Never Take Showers, So I'm Just" Grossman fits this particular billing, folks. Coach Mike Shannahan has benched the ex-Gator after his incredibly dismal, four-interception performance this past Sunday versus the struggling Eagles. For those keeping score at home, here's a list of the quarterbacks that have started for Washington since Dan Snyder took over as owner: Brad Johnson, Jeff George, Tony Banks, Shane Matthews, Patrick Ramsey, Danny Wuerffel, Tim Hasselbeck, Mark Brunell, Jason Campbell, Todd Collins, Donovan McNabb, Rex Grossman, and now John Beck!!! I'd punch myself right in the face after reading that fuckin list of gems!!! Imagine hanging out at a party with all those guys? I'd rather be stuck in fuckin traffic! I rather hang out in a fuckin shark tank for goodness sakes! Hang your fuckin Mitre's up, Rex! Losers exit stage left!!!!!!! Do us all a favor and fuck off!