Breaking News: Ronnie Brown To The Detroit Lions*

We have breaking news from the Cabin Wire, as the Eagles have dealt running back, Ronnie "Check My Underpants, Because I Think They Might Be" Brown, for RB Jerome Harrison and a future 7th-round draft pick! In other news, the Prick Cabin Hayrides start tonight at 7PM eastern, and Uncle PMAC will be in attendance serving Vodka-cranberries to the first 10,000 fans 12 and under!