Breaking News: World Series Game 6 PPD!

Uncle PMAC just got out of a meeting with Ron Washington, Tony LaRussa, and Bud Selig, and those three clowns have instructed me to announce the postponement of Game 6 to the unwashed masses. I apologize, folks, because I know how much everyone was looking forward to tonight's game, but this is just the way the cocksuckin cookie crumbles! You'll all have to wait until tomorrow now, because Busch Stadium is soaking wet! The fuckin field is soggier than my underpants after I drill a breastmilk milkshake! Baby PMAC is hungry, and there isn't enough Gerber on the fuckin planet to keep my cock satisfied!