Cardinals Bounce Back In Philadelphia!

The St. Louis Cardinals overcame an early 4-0 deficit against Cliff Lee last night, and held on to beat the Phillies, 5-4 in Game 2, while tieing their NLDS at one game apiece! This was a gritty and gutty performance by LaRussa's boys, as they grinded out the immortal Cliff "I'm Always On Viagra, So I'm Stiff" Lee! If you're keeping count, folks, then you must know this is the third consecutive poor postseason start for Lee dating back to last year's World Series against San Francisco. What's up Cliff's ass? Who jizzed in his fuckin bowl of couscous?!?! Watch out for the Cardinals, though, because these redbirds aren't going to be intimidated by Cole Hamels or Roy Oswalt one bit, especially not at Busch Stadium, where the women like to suck off Clydesdales, while drilling Bud-heavys until their bellies burst! These two teams will square off in Game 3 on Tuesday afternoon at 5PM eastern.