Breaking News: Live ALDS Update!

The Rangers now lead the Rays, 4-2, in the bottom-half of the 7th inning. The star of the day has been Rangers third-baseman, Adrian Beltre, who has hit not one, not two, but three home runs in this pivotal Game 4!!!!! Woah! That's a lot of power! Lay the lumber, Adrian! Take a page out of my pop-up book, tell Tom Emanski to fuck off, and leave the yard!!!