Uncle PMAC's NFL Sunday Masterlocks!

Greetings from your favorite fuckin Cabin on a NFL Sunday! Uncle PMAC is chomping at the tit to place some bets, so let's cash in our chips like Nicky Fuckin Santoro and make a day of it! Enough beating around the perverbial pube bush, alright?!?! Grab your fuckin beanbags, and lock up the following three games, folks! Why just three? Well what else could you expect from a tripod like myself!? Seriously, how do you fucks think I run so fast!?!?

Packers (-9.5) @ VIKINGS. The Prick Is The Packers!

TITANS Vs. Texans (+3). The Prick Is The Texans!

COWBOYS (-13.5) Vs. Rams. The Prick Is The Cowboys!*

Can't help yourselves? Well, what can I say besides I absolutely LOVE the San Diego Chargers in a PK today at Metlife Stadium against the New York Jets!!! So there you have it, geniuses! I guarantee you will not be disappointed, and if I'm wrong, then I will simply chop my cock off, split it like a kielbasa, throw it on the grill, cook it up nice, put it in a potato bun, smother it with Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard, some Hebrew National Kosher sauerkraut, and feed it to the fuckin Panda bear I bought the other day at an auction! How do you like that?! You fuckin cocksuckers can all go fuck off, and watch the Jurassic Park Trilogy for all I fuckin care! I'm locking it up on a big NFL Sunday!!!!! BOOK IT!