World Series Preview!

Greetings from a very wet and soggy Cabin here on a Wednesday morning in October! The 2011 World Series commences tonight at the new Busch Stadium in St. Louis, where the Cardinals will take on Ron "All I Need Is A Keybump" Washington's Texas Rangers!!! I don't know about you freaks, but I'm looking forward to this Fall Classic! Budweiser Selects for everyone!!! ALCS MVP Nelson "Metalmouth" Cruz plans on becoming the first prick to ever win the World Series MVP with braces, while Chris "Don't You Dare Call Me A Plumber, I'm A" Carpenter has other plans in mind. Did anyone hear Tony LaRussa speaking Spanish yesterday at his press conference?! What a genius! The guy must have a fuckin Rosetta Stone up his ass! How else could the Redbirds come back from being 10.5 games out of the Wild Card back on August 24th, to playing baseball here in late October!? Texas? Well, folks, I find the Rangers getting to back-to-back World Series extremely impressive. Who would've ever thought, right? Chilly and wet weather is in the forecast this evening, so I'm expecting a very low-scoring Game 1 with the Rangers sending C.J. Wilson to the bump, as he'll oppose Chris Carpenter, with the Rangers being a slight odds-on favorite in the series. So fuckin what, right? What the fuck does Uncle PMAC know? Who the fuck does he think he is? Bruce Wayne!? I jizzed in some slut's apple cider last night, and told her it was a fuckin mistake! Prick Cabin Prediction?! Cardinals In 7!!!!!