Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!!

Greetings from Uncle PMAC on a very somber and chilly Friday morning in the TriState, and welcome to another motherfuckin Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!!!! Well, folks, the Yankees went out like little fuckin lambs last night, as the Detroit Tigers defeated the Bullshit Bombers, 3-2, in Game 5 at Yankees Stadium. New York went 2 for 9 with runners in scoring position and 0 for 4 with the bases loaded. The Yankees stranded 11 runners in the game and 40 in the series! The Cabin tips it's hat to manager Jim Leyland, and his roster full of players who exhibited great character throughout the ALDS, while the Yankees bent over and took it up their fannies for the past fuckin week! The Brewers and D'Backs will play their own Game 5 later today, and they will be followed by Game 5 between the Cardinals and Phillies.

Now, geniuses, listen up! Uncle PMAC is going to change gears to football, and that means guaranteed FRESH COLLEGE FOOTBALL NOVA SCOTIA LOX, NFL Picks, FOOTBALL SLUTS, & plenty of live updates from the Cabin office. I don't know what to do today! I've locked myself in the Cabin wine-cellar, and I'm drilling bottles of chianti until my cock falls off! I have protesters outside on my front lawn, and the cops can't get them the fuck out of here! I'm ready to jam a bar of Zest up my ass, and call it a fuckin bubblebath! Rub-a-dub-dub, let me suck on some jugs!!! I need a pussy parfait this morning! This is the Big Prick Theory! Captain Morgan likes life, love, and loot?! Uncle PMAC likes twats, tits, and tush! If TBS is "Very Funny," then Prick Cabin is "Very Horny!" Enough is enough! What the fuck do I know, anyway!?! Life is just a game to me! I'm not kidding, I have Nintendo in my fuckin pants!!!! TGIPCSF!!!!! Stay tuned for Loser Du Jour, NLDS Previews, & the Weekly Cabin Conversation with special guest, Prince Fielder! Prick Cabin!