Thursday, October 6, 2011

Game 5's Abound!



Greetings from Prick Cabin on a very brisk 45-degree morning in the TriState! Do we have some MLB Playoffs juice or what?! The Cardinals and D'Backs stepped up big time on their respective home-fields last night, and both have forced Game 5's on the road tomorrow. Tonight? The Yankees host the Tigers in their own Game 5, when the winner will advance to the ALCS, while the loser will lick his wounds, and crawl back home to watching soft-core porn with peanut butter-filled pretzels! How do you like that, folks?! The Texas Rangers have their feet up on the ottoman, while the other remaining six teams in the Playoffs are fighting for their fuckin lives!The Cabin wouldn't have it any other way! Uncle PMAC's cock is clicking on all cylinders, as I'm preparing myself for a big fuckin Thursday!