Prick Cabin Football Friday!!!!

Greetings from your favorite fuckin Uncle on a brisk morning in the TriState, and welcome to another Prick Cabin Football Friday!!! I don't know about you freaks, but I'm ready to fuck a Famous Bowl from KFC today! Oh yea, baby! Rub some mashed potatoes on my beanbag, dump the corn on my head like I just won the Super Bowl, and stick the chicken nuggets up my fuckin ass! I'm a bad man!!! I woke up on the wrong side of the fuckin Aerobed this morning! #1 LSU is suspending their players for getting baked, but the Cabin still loves them to beat up on Auburn tomorrow, while #2 Alabama hosts Tennessee. What's going on in the NFL this Sunday? Well, listen up and I'll fuckin tell you! The Chargers and Jets is the best game of Week 7, the Sunday Night Football game between the Colts & Saints is a fuckin dud, Tim Tebow plans on jizzing all over the Dolphins in Miami, and the Bears and Bucs are playing grab ass across the pond in London!!! Christian "Fuck Thinking I'll Just" Ponder gets his first career start for the Vikings, and the surprising Lions look to rebound against the Dirty Birds from Atlanta!

The Texas Rangers bounced back last night in Game 2 of the Fall Classic to tie the series at 1-1, and the two teams will now have today off, and get back at it tomorrow in Arlington, as the contest shifts venues to the Lone Star State. I expect these teams to continue to go back and forth, and I stand by my Cardinals in 7 prediction! If I'm wrong, then I'll slash my own fuckin tires, and call the cops on myself! Send me to the clink, and spike my fuckin drink! I'm ready to jerk off with my skirt off on a Prick Cabin Sports/Football Friday! I'm looking forward to some Uno's Happy Hour action later on this evening! I like my orgasms the way I like my fuckin Jagerbombs - early and often!!! I like my pizza the way I like my pussy - served in a deep dish! Uncle PMAC took a trip to the Tarrytown,NY Sheraton yesterday evening for some R&R with the lovely Ms. Star! I bust a couple pecans, dropped $250, and went on my merry fuckin way like my name was Kris Fuckin Kringle! I'm sitting here at my fuckin desk with a Mike's Hard Lemonade-beer dispensing helmet on with the two fuckin straws, and my colleagues are looking at me like I have five fuckin heads!?! This is Occupy Prick Cabin! My hardwood floors are covered in sleeping bags with sluts inside them! What a fuckfest Friday! What a day to be alive!!! I tripped over my dick on the way out the door this morning, and fell victim to the Real Housewives of Sherwood Fuckin Forest!!! What a bunch of frankfurter-hungry broads!!! Stay tuned all day for College Football Fresh Nova-Scotia LOX, the weekly Cabin Conversation, Sweaty Snatch, Creeps of the Week, and all breaking news! Let's grab the girl by the tits, and get things moving on a big Prick Cabin Football Friday!!!!! TGIPCFF!!!!!