Cardiac Cards Win Game 6 & We'll See You Tonight!!!

Good morning from a juiced up Prick Cabin on a big fuckin Friday in the TriState! Uncle PMAC loves to lead with the Prick Cabin Football Friday, but Game 6 of the World Series steals the headliner today, folks! What a fuckin game! Someone must've told David "Grab Me My Cape So I Don't" Freese it was his turn to play hero, because the hardnosed prick left the yard in the bottom of the 11th inning on a dramatic solo blast to dead-center field for a 10-9 Cardinals victory! Hey cocksuckers!?! Michael Jackson called - he wants his Thriller back!!!! How about that!?! The Cardinals became the first team in MLB World Series history to come back from being down two runs in both the bottom of the 9th inning, and in extra innings! The Rangers had their chances to put the Redbirds to sleep last night, but they couldn't seal the fuckin deal! Alexi Ogando and Neftali Feliz refused to throw strikes, and they got burned for it! Josh Hamilton's 2-run homer wasn't enough! Ron Washington? Well, he put Darren Oliver on the bump in the bottom of the 11th, so that's all you need to know about him! Nelson Cruz? Who taught this fuck how to play outfield?! Dottie Fuckin Hinson!?! This guy was designated for assignment by the Rockford Peaches for goodness sakes!!! Was last night's game sloppy? Sure it was, but that cannot take away how epic it was, and as baseball fans, we can only hope for an even more dramatic Game 7 later on tonight. Chris "I'm Not A Plumber, I'm A" Carpenter will take the hill for the Cardinals on three-days rest, and Matt "Dickbreath" Harrison will be on the bump for Texas. Prick Cabin predicted Cardinals in 7, and Uncle PMAC loves his chances with Mr. Carpenter, so buckle the fuck up! Where's the beef?! In my fuckin pants, baby!!! The Rangers ought to know not to look a gift horse in the prick, because now they are knee-deep in birdshit! Gross! Cards! Rangers! 8:05PM Eastern, be there, or be fuckin square!