Prick Cabin Weekly Q & A!

Good morning from a frigid Prick Cabin on a busy Monday in the TriState! Uncle PMAC would like to extend his congratulations to the St. Louis Cardinals and all of their fans, as the Redbirds won their 11th World Series title Friday night over the Texas Rangers! What else do I want to do? Well how about I pat myself on the prick for predicting the Cards would win in 7 Games?! Let's be honest, folks, I've now gone 2-0 in my last two Championship predictions, because I locked up the Mavericks in 6 Games, and now the Cards came through in 7! Enough is fuckin enough! Halloween at the Cabin?! Who gives a fuck!? Every time I pull my prick it's like a scene out of Paranormal Activity!!! I got your fuckin Puss In Boots right here, you cuntlicking shmucks! Now that we have all that settled, I'd like to welcome in Tony LaRussa for the weekly Cabin Conversation...

Uncle PMAC: "Welcome to the Cabin, Tony, and congratulations on winning your third World Series championship ring. Has it sunk in yet?"

Tony LaRussa: "I don't know, PMAC. Is the Titanic still sailing? I feel fuckin great, I feel loose!"

Uncle PMAC: "What are you? Some sort of history buff?"

Tony LaRussa: "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Uncle PMAC: "You seemed to be pretty happy riding atop those clydesdales at the parade yesterday? What's that all about?"

Tony LaRussa: "(blushes) I like to ride without a saddle, if you know what I mean, and plus I like to suck those babies off back in the barn."

Uncle PMAC: "Mi scuzzi?"

Tony LaRussa: "You heard me, Uncle PMAC! I like to stick Budweisers up the horses' asses, and then pass out at the traffic light on the way home! What the fuck is wrong with that?"

Uncle PMAC: "Are you done, Tony?"

Tony LaRussa: "I may not be the brightest guy in the world, Uncle PMAC, but I'm certainly not dumb!"

Uncle PMAC: "How did you find your steak this morning at breakfast?"

Tony LaRussa: "I merely looked underneath my home fries, and there it was!"

Uncle PMAC: "Do you enjoy Halloween, and if so, will you be dressing up tonight?"

Tony LaRussa: "What's it matter? I fuckin hate Halloween, but I might dress up like you, you skinny creep."

Uncle PMAC: "How's the boy?"

Tony LaRussa: "What boy is that?"

Uncle PMAC: "The one you sleep with!"

Tony LaRussa: "Very funny, fucko, I don't know if I told you this, but I fuckin hated Moneyball."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite actress?"

Tony LaRussa: "Rene Russo."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite actor?"

Tony LaRussa: "Ben Stiller."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite entertainer?"

Tony LaRussa: "Chingy."

Uncle PMAC: "If you had to be stuck in a foxhole with someone, who would it be?"

Tony LaRussa: "Pamela Anderson, that's easy. No pun intended!"

Uncle PMAC: "What's your favorite movie?"

Tony LaRussa: "Barb Wire."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite meal?"

Tony LaRussa: "Kibbles and bits."

Uncle PMAC: "Three dinner guests?"

Tony LaRussa: "Benji, Mr. Ed, and Air Bud."

Uncle PMAC: "This fuckin can't end soon enough."

Tony LaRussa: "Funny, I said the same thing when I was banging your girlfriend last night."