Breaking News: Red Sox & Cubs Fighting Over Epstein Compensation!

Good morning from the Cabin, on a very wild fuckin Wednesday! The rumors are bellowing out of the Windy City and Beantown, and Theo Epstein is the center of the conversation. Epstein is very close to becoming the Cubs GM, but the BoSox are looking for some compensation in return. This particular situation is similar to the White Sox wanting back some juice from the Marlins in return for letting Ozzie Guillen out of the final year of his contract, except Boston is looking for a lot more. My sources from the north are telling me that Epstein currently has a 5-Year deal in place for $15 Million if he joins the Cubs!!!!! Woah! That's a low price!!! Who the fuck do they think this guy is?! Albert Fuckin Einstein?! Porno Gil?! Apparently the Red Sox are looking to acquire young All-Star SS, Starlin Castro, or hot pitching prospect, Andrew Cashner, as compensation for cutting Epstein loose. Stay Tuned...