St. Louis Cardinals Advance!

Good morning, folks! How the fuck is everybody doing today!?! I know Tony LaRussa is awfully horny, because his Redbirds are heading back to the World Series! The St. Louis Cardinals will be playing in the Fall Classic for the first time since 2006, and they'll be facing a very formidable opponent, in the Texas Rangers. Who needs that prick Nyjer Morgan in the World Series, anyway?! Tony Plush is about as cool as a pair of electric guitar cufflinks! Who wants fuckin "Beast Mode," when you have LaRussa in "Prick Mode?!?!" Unfuckinbelievable! David Freese was the NLCS MVP, and Uncle PMAC is stuck with nothing but a corsage on my cock, and a boutonniere up my ass! The Cabin is just like an Almond Fuckin Joy! Sometimes you feel like a prick, sometimes you don't! What the fuck do the Cardinals care, though? There's no I in team, but there is a U in cunt! I've been working outside all morning long in the Prick Cabin pumpkin patch, trying to find a big enough Jack O'Lantern to ram down Prince Fielder's fat mouth! Congratulations to the Cards!