Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
(2001) **
Oh god, so terrible! But I was warned. I'm sure most of you guys have seen this crap. A musical action with lesbian vampires, a priest with a mohawk, a mexican wrestler, and lots of kung-fu.
Oh, a talking virgin mary light (she calls him on the phone too!) and this talking dessert..
I guess its supposed to be a comedy, but it seemed so stupid, none of it made me laugh. Kinda like that jackass from Hangover..Zack Galagababba or something.I just can't be humored by something that is forced to be comical that it turns up stupid. It had its moments of Jesus on a scooter, the mohawk guy had a helmet so his mohawk would show through, and a somewhat entertaining night at a club with a "song" about Star Wars.
Don't get me wrong I do like some musicals, like Repo! The Genetic Opera! That was great! But this was crap in my book :(..Yeah, did I mention that it was "God awful"?? Bahhhh