Thursday Night NFL Season Opener Lock!

Who wants a NFL Masterlock for Opening Night at Prick Cabin!?!?! Uncle PMAC just pounded an Italian Combo with all the trimmings, and I stuck the bag of cheddar and sour cream Ruffles up my secretary's snatch! You want the Kosher dill too, bitch!?! I really don't think either one of these offenses is better than the other, and nor do I believe the defenses will be too crisp this evening, so I'm going to lock up the SAINTS at +4 tonight!!! You know what else I plan on doing? I might pretend I'm Bobby Fuckin Flay, and flog my dolphin with oven mitts on! A little extra flavor under the broiler never hurt anyone, right!?! Saints +4 Is The Prick!!!